| Achievement | How to unlock |
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| A Little Help Down Here? | Called in orbital support |
| A Quality All Its Own | Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units |
| Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick | Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal |
| All I Do is Win | Conquered Silgul |
| Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles | Completed the fourth Ascendency mission |
| Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligences | Stomped the comp with human teammates |
| Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To Back | Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side |
| Beat The Turinium Test | Conquered Roceda |
| Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! | Completed the second Escalation mission |
| Big Brother | Watch a game as an Observer |
| Biting the hand that fed you | Completed the ninth Escalation mission |
| Brainwhale! | Completed the third Ascendency mission |
| Can I Play Now, Daddy? | Completed the Tutorial |
| Come Get Some | Won a skirmish against unfair teams |
| Divided and conquered | Completed the seventh Escalation mission |
| Don't Hurt Me | Joined a ranked match |
| Fight the Future | Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars |
| Fitter. Happier. More Productive | Won a match without wasting a single resource |
| For Humanity! | Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans |
| Glowing Green | Own 10,000 radioactives |
| Good Sport | Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss |
| Harbinger of Doom | Completed the fourth Escalation mission |
| Hell from Above | Completed the first Ascendency mission |
| Hitting it where it hurts | Completed the third Escalation mission |
| I Dread Very Little Indeed | Completed the sixth Ascendency mission |
| Infinitely Improbable | Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage |
| It's a mad, mad world | Completed the eigth Escalation mission |
| It's new and improved! | Upgrade a building |
| Look at all of the wonderful toys | Completed the sixth Escalation mission |
| Loot Crate | Completed the first Memories mission |
| Love and Hate | Completed the third Memories mission |
| Master of the Singularity | Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help |
| Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems | Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match |
| My Constructs Blot Out the Sun | Completed the fifth Ascendency mission |
| My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatomic Particles | Lost a skirmish game |
| No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs | Won a skirmish game as the Substrate |
| Not Too Proud | Won a skirmish with a handicap |
| Over ten thousand! | Own 10,000 metal |
| Paranoid Android | Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate |
| Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus | Fielded 30 units of bombers at once |
| Real Ultimate Power | Won a match by destroying all opposition |
| Renegade Rumble | Completed the second Memories mission |
| Seeing Stars | Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer |
| She's Really Incurred My Wrath | Conquered Artorius |
| Six on one, sounds fair to me | Completed the fifth Escalation mission |
| Strike Force Omega | Conquered Falness |
| Sword and shield | Completed the first Escalation mission |
| The Final Countdown | Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect |
| There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine | Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought |
| This Splinter is No Master | Complete the second Ascendency mission |
| This World is Mine | Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans |
| Total Conversion | Won a match on victory points |
| Total Recall | Reached level 10 in any global upgrade |
| Wait, Don't They Eat People There? | Completed the eighth Ascendency mission |
