If your consoles could talk, what would they say to you?

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Title says it all.

My Dreamcast would say "Man, I hated being in that flea market! Thanks for buying me! Now play some Sonic Adventure. Now."

PS1: "YOU BOUGHT A BUNCH OF GAMES FOR ME WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT BLOODY SEGA INSTEAD OF ME PLAY ME PLAY ME NOW"

Genesis: "Why is Dreamcast getting all of the love? Shouldn't you be playing me a little bit more?"

PS2: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!?! WHY DID U RUB WINDEX ON MY LAZR?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEX ME, YOU EEDEEOT!!!!! PLAY ME NOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wii: "All you use me for is YouTube and web browsing. Play some games on me for once, you jerk!"

My bros' PS3 would say "*panting* Stop *panting* playing *panting* me so *panting* much. *panting* Take *panting* a break! *panting* *overheats*" :lol:

What would your consoles say to you? Let me know!

Wii: "Ever since you whippersnappers got that dang PlayStation, I've been left in drawers and on shelves for weeks straight!"
Me: "Well, that's where you should be."
Wii: *starts sobbing*
 
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