Various Steam Achievements

Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.

Achievement How to unlock
Brotherly Love Beau showed up at a special event.
Darwin Award You just improved the gene pool.
Do You Even Rob, Bro? His bark was much worse than his bite.
End of a Salesman You finished the game.
Filthy Animal You forgot your cookies...
Good Guy You remained above negative influence.
Great Commoner A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.
History Repeating Die the way your descendant might.
Lazy Bum If only all sales were this easy.
Logic King You solved the land auction puzzle without hints.
Oh My Guard You haven't lost your touch.
Professional Poisoner You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.
Relics Of The Present What's he doing here?.
Salesman You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.
Smooth Criminal You really know how to cover your tracks.
Super Salesman You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.
You Might Learn Something Played the game with commentary on.
You're Going Toupee For That You've got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug.